In 2010, the Red Sea resort tourist town of Sharm El Sheikh in Egypt suffered a series of fatal shark attacks. These sharks were, of course, Jewish mind controlled secret agents.
The South Sinai governor Mohamed Abdel Fadil Shousha claimed that the Mossad (the Israeli secret service) implanted GPS into the sharks to mind control them and turn them into bio-weapons in an effort to decrease tourism in the region.
And why would Jewish people want to do this and how on Earth does it relate to economics?
Well, Sharm El Sheikh’s successful tourist resort was hurting one of their main Israeli rivals up the coast, Eilat’s tourist resort. Naturally, if the Jewish mind controlled sharks damaged Sharm El Sheik’s reputation and drove the tourists away then they would go up the coast to the Israeli’s resorts. Personally, we’d have recommended that the Israelis invest in their hotels and advertise, but Jewish mind controlled sharks also sounds like a viable economic policy.
There’s just one hole in the Jewish mind controlled sharks story, how did the Israelis get the sharks to kill tourists at Sharm El Sheik but not at the nearby Israeli resorts? The theory is that the sharks were trained to kill people who eat pork. And since pork is only served at hotels in Sharm El Sheikh but not at the Israeli hotels, the sharks did not attack any of Eilat’s tourists.
If you’re not convinced that Israelis are using mind controlled sharks to do their bidding then consider this, Jewish people do not eat sharks because they are not kosher, is it so wild to believe that sharks repay the favour?