An investor who had 3 girlfriends, but he didn’t know which one to marry. So, he decided to give each one $5,000 and see how each of them spends it. The first one goes out and gets a total make over with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the investor:
“I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much.”
The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says:
“I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much.”
The third one takes the $5,000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5,000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says:
“I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much.”
The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money, and then decided.
QUESTION: Who did the investor marry?
ANSWER: The one with the biggest breasts.