MAINSTREAM ECONOMIST VIRUS – It claims it feels threatened by the other files on your PC and erases them in ‘self-defence’.
GOVERNMENT ECONOMIST VIRUS – nothing works on your system, but all your diagnostic software says everything is just fine.
MARXIAN ECONOMIST VIRUS – Helps your computer shut down whenever it wants to.
SOVIET ECONOMIST VIRUS – Crashes your computer, but denies it ever happened.
CENTRAL BANK ECONOMIST VIRUS – Makes sure that it’s bigger than any other file.
ENVIRONMENTAL ECONOMIST VIRUS – Before allowing you to delete any file, it first asks you if you’ve considered the alternatives.